zee and her bacon make a happy couple

wellalright:

i had a dream i was at a christmas party sitting across from the guy who does snookie on SNL, only he was dressed up like god for some reason.

i told him, “you know, if i was god the first thing i’d do would be cancel SNL.”

and he started crying. why am i an asshole in every dream. i don’t even think that’s true, i don’t know what i’d do if i was god.

(via terminally-kawaii)